Riddles and jokes from LaffGaff.com
What does the Trump Administration use instead of emails? ALTERNATIVE FAX
Trump is not a sexual abuser. He is and alternative romantic.
George Washington couldn’t tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth. Donald Trump can’t tell the difference.
Trump and Putin are out to dinner. The waiter asks Putin what he would like to order. “I’ll have the steak,” Putin says. The waiter then says, “and for your vegetable?” Putin says, “He will have the steak too.”
What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump? GOD DOESN’T THINK HE IS DONALD TRUMP.
What happens when you take a joke too far? THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Do you want to hear a racist joke? DONALD TRUMP
Donald Trump can’t tell the difference.